🧱 Firewall Whisperer
“Because sometimes firewalls just need someone to talk to.”
I make your firewalls behave — stop dropping legit packets and start blocking the right nonsense. Think of it as firewall therapy.
🔌 Network Resuscitation
“Flatlined network? I bring packets back to life.”
Ping fails? DNS crying? Switches ghosting each other? Don’t panic — I perform packet CPR and get your network breathing again.
🤖 Automation Wizardry
“Turning your daily CLI grind into a single click of magic.”
Stop typing the same 47 commands every morning. Let scripts do the boring stuff while you sip your coffee like a DevOps sorcerer.
🧠 Policy Cleanup Squad
“Because your firewall rules look like a spaghetti monster.”
Old rules, duplicate rules, “just in case” rules — I hunt them down, document them, and give your security policies the glow-up they deserve.
🕵️♂️ Log Detective
“Reading logs so you don’t have to lose your sanity.”
I decode cryptic logs, find the culprit, and make you look like the hero who solved it before lunch.
🌐 Network Zen Setup
“Balance your bandwidth, align your routing chakras.”
I design networks that don’t collapse under pressure. Calm, stable, and in perfect harmony — even when the Wi-Fi users aren’t.
🔥 EDL Tamer
“Where external dynamic lists stop being that one headache.”
Duplicates? Broken feeds? I clean, optimize, and automate your EDLs before they cause another 2 AM incident.
🧰 Remote Hands, Real Brains
“Yes, I can fix it — even if it’s 500 km away.”
From configuration tweaks to virtual duct tape, I handle it remotely so you can stay comfortably caffeinated.
